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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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      Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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      What does?

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        Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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        For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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          “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

          It would get a few clicks i reckon

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          Sure, but would it be as funny?

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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              Please don't do a blinded experiment

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              wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                    this but in reverse
                    brain no mor

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                    Goodness me that is unsettling

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                      Goodness me that is unsettling

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                      Anime ain't right

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                        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                          Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                          Why ask when you can find out?

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                            • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                              wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                              I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                                "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                                The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                  Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                                    Mazel tov!

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                                      Wat?

                                      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                        So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                                          Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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