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    Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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    For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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      “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

      It would get a few clicks i reckon

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      Sure, but would it be as funny?

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        I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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          Please don't do a blinded experiment

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          wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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            "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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              I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                this but in reverse
                brain no mor

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                Goodness me that is unsettling

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                  Goodness me that is unsettling

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                  Anime ain't right

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                    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                      Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                      Why ask when you can find out?

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                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                        • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                          wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                          I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                            "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                            The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                              Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                                Mazel tov!

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                                  Wat?

                                  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                    So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                                      Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                        this but in reverse
                                        brain no mor

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                                        What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                          It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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