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    this but in reverse
    brain no mor

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    Goodness me that is unsettling

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      Goodness me that is unsettling

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      Anime ain't right

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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          Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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          Why ask when you can find out?

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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            • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

              wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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              I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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              • M [email protected]

                "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                  Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                    Mazel tov!

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      Wat?

                      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                        So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                          Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          • P [email protected]

                            this but in reverse
                            brain no mor

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                            What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                              It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                mmm cockamole

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                                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                  some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                    What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                    It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                      It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                      Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                                      • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                        I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                        Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                          God damn dude.

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