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    Goodness me that is unsettling

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    Anime ain't right

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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        Why ask when you can find out?

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          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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          • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

            wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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            I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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            • M [email protected]

              "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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              The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                • C [email protected]

                  Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                  Mazel tov!

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Wat?

                    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                      Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                      So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        • P [email protected]

                          this but in reverse
                          brain no mor

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                          What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                            It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                              mmm cockamole

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                                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                  What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                  It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                    Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                                    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                      I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                        God damn dude.

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                                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                          I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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