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    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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    Why ask when you can find out?

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      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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      • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

        wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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        I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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          "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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          The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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            Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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            • C [email protected]

              Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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              Mazel tov!

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                Wat?

                Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                  Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                  So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                    Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      this but in reverse
                      brain no mor

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                      What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                        It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          mmm cockamole

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                            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                            some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                            • N [email protected]

                              What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                              It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                                • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                  Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                    God damn dude.

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                      I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                        Why ask when you can find out?

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                                        I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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                                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                          Your the expert, tell us.

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