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  • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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    I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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          Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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          Mazel tov!

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            Wat?

            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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              Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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              So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                • P [email protected]

                  this but in reverse
                  brain no mor

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                  What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                      mmm cockamole

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                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                          What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                          It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                            It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                            Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                              I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                              Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                God damn dude.

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                                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                  I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                    Why ask when you can find out?

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                                    I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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                                      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                      Your the expert, tell us.

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                                      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Wat?

                                        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                        How can you know for sure though?

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                                          Um excuse me?

                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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