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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    mmm cockamole

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      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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      some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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        What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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        It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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          It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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          Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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          • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

            I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              God damn dude.

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                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                  Why ask when you can find out?

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                  I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                    Your the expert, tell us.

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                    • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      Wat?

                      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                      How can you know for sure though?

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                        Um excuse me?

                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                          How can you know for sure though?

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                          I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                            mmm cockamole

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                            I hate you, take my up vote.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Um excuse me?

                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                              It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                mmm cockamole

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                                I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Wat?

                                    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                      They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Um excuse me?

                                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                        Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                          mmm cockamole

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                                          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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