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  • L [email protected]

    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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    some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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    • N [email protected]

      What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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      It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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      • 5 [email protected]

        It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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        Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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          Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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          • T [email protected]

            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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            God damn dude.

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            • T [email protected]

              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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              • L [email protected]

                Why ask when you can find out?

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                I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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                • L [email protected]

                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                  #55

                  Your the expert, tell us.

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                  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Wat?

                    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                    How can you know for sure though?

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      #57

                      Um excuse me?

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        How can you know for sure though?

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                        I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          mmm cockamole

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                          I hate you, take my up vote.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Um excuse me?

                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                            It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                            • I [email protected]

                              mmm cockamole

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                              I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  Wat?

                                  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                  Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                    They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Um excuse me?

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                      Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        mmm cockamole

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                                        Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                        • D [email protected]

                                          The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                          Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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