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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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    But... Isn't this a dash?

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      It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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      Plant Lives Matter.

      Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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        Plant Lives Matter.

        Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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        Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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          Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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          Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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            That is six words.

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              But... Isn't this a dash?

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              pop•
              tarts

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                or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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                  Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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                  The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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                    …which is a sandwich.

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                    It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                      pop•
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                      The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                      Two part oars.

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                        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                        Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                          Pineapple banana pizza.

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                            Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                            There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                            A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                              It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                              What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                                What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                                PB&J calzone

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                                  PB&J calzone

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                                  Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                                    A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                    It's a sausage sandwich

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                                      Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                      Kiwi pizza

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                                        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                                        Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                                          Punishment is ineffective long-term

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