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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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    Plant Lives Matter.

    Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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      Plant Lives Matter.

      Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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      Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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        Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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        Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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          That is six words.

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            But... Isn't this a dash?

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            pop•
            tarts

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              or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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                Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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                The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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                  …which is a sandwich.

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                  It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                    pop•
                    tarts

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                    The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                    Two part oars.

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                      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                      Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                        Pineapple banana pizza.

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                          Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                          There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                          A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                            It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                            What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                              What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                              PB&J calzone

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                                PB&J calzone

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                                Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                                  A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                  It's a sausage sandwich

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                                    Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                    Kiwi pizza

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                                      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                                      Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                                        Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                                          There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                                          Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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