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    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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    I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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      Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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      I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

      The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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      • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

        I have bad news for you.

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        most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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          $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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          Where money?

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            I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

            The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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            Stock trading is for chumps.

            Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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              I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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              Revenge of the down vote.

              I love this community.

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                I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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                • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                  Where money?

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                  Where Lambo?

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                  • I [email protected]

                    $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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                    Found the successful person.

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                    • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                      Where money?

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                      Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Stock trading is for chumps.

                        Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                        Mostly the second.

                        Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                        People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Stock trading is for chumps.

                          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                          I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                            Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                              It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Stock trading is for chumps.

                                Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                                Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                                  most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                                  This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                                    Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                               Ransomware Attack
                                    
                                          Ransomware Attack
                                    
                                     Ransomware Attack
                                    
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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                      And wage theft

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                        "Embezzlement" - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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                                        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Stock trading is for chumps.

                                          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                          I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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