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      $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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        $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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        I have bad news for you.

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          I have bad news for you.

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          Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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            I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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              Meh there’s only 2 outcomes i always win my 50:50s

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              I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

              The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                I have bad news for you.

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                most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                  $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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                  Where money?

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                    I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                    The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

                    thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    Stock trading is for chumps.

                    Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                      I feel exactly like that vote in squid game

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                      Revenge of the down vote.

                      I love this community.

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                        I wanted to try stock trading. I literally just had to pick whether it was going to go up or down (to get a positive return) and I picked the ones that looked like they were already going up. I somehow managed to get a negative return anyway after six months.

                        The moral of the story is don’t trust me with money.

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                        If they were already going up, it was too late. Just buy index funds and don’t try and pick winners.

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                          Where money?

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                          Where Lambo?

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                            $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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                            Found the successful person.

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                              Where money?

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                              Locked behind 100 upvotes

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                                Stock trading is for chumps.

                                Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                Mostly the second.

                                Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

                                People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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                                  Stock trading is for chumps.

                                  Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                  I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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                                    Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                      It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                                      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Stock trading is for chumps.

                                        Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                                        rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                                        Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                                          most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                                          This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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