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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    At that point you may as well cook.

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    Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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      You boil your macncheese in milk?

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      Boil mac and cheese*, drain the pasta, put in industrial cheese powder agent, moisten with water instead of milk, put in butter/margarine/tears and stir.

      *Note that this refers to what us Canucks call Kraft Dinner (which has the Kleenex effect going on, kinda). Proper mac and cheese is not a struggle meal in comparison.

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        shit, you can make it with milk?

        I guess as I got older I never stopped to think there was any other way...

        this opens so many new opportunities.

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        Milk, butter, a lil' cream cheese, extra shredded cheese, spices to taste. You're welcome.

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          Its a "classy" way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany.
          On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.

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          Thank you for calling me classy.

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            Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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              Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

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                Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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                Heating ≠ cooking.

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                  Making your point with Blender is a new level

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                  There's probably forums where clicking "reply" just opens Blender.

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                    It's still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn't much difference.

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                      Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

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                      I know right! I got some sandwich bread that a cat got into so needs to be used and I'm sans a fridge ATM so I'm going to get one of those for our five pack of sausages!

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                      • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                        Heating ≠ cooking.

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                        Fair point.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          IMO thats not even a struggle.

                          Real struggle is when you don't even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich. That's what my childhood was like.

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                          Thats advanced struggle, ngl tho I really like mustard so I might eat that normally 😅

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                            Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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                            Hmmmmmmmm you might be on to something ill have to try that out with my niece next time I have her haha

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                            • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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                              Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol

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                                Mmm chemicals

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                                Everything is a "chemical" just som kill you with less of itself than others

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                                  I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don't buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

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                                    Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread?
                                    I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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                                    This is my go-to solution when I've got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.

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                                      Everything is a "chemical" just som kill you with less of itself than others

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                                      Sorry, I thought we were on lemmyshitpost.

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                                      • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                        Boil mac and cheese*, drain the pasta, put in industrial cheese powder agent, moisten with water instead of milk, put in butter/margarine/tears and stir.

                                        *Note that this refers to what us Canucks call Kraft Dinner (which has the Kleenex effect going on, kinda). Proper mac and cheese is not a struggle meal in comparison.

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                                        I was joking...

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                                          I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

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                                          When I was in college I lived off the really cheap ramen... until it literally made me sick.

                                          I can afford the higher quality ramen now (air fried, actual vegetable packets) which is a little more expensive (but still comparatively cheap). Still a great go-to day snack to keep me going.

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