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    ...drunk?

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    • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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      CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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        Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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          CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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          If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?

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            CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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            You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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              Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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              Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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              • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                Interesting...

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                Can i get mine to go?

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                  I don't like coffee

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                    ...drunk?

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                    Full of whiskey.

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                    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                      Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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                      welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                        welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                        To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                          To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                          ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                          Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                            Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                              HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                              rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                                You don’t like coffee, right?

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                                  Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                                    You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                                    Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                                      I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                                        Up my butt?

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                                        A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                                        • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                                          Can i get mine to go?

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                                          Hot & up my butt?

                                          Had to update my preferences.

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