W.a.m.d.i.i.
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CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
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CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?
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Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
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Interesting...
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I don't like coffee
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...drunk?
Full of whiskey.
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Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
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welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
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To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
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Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
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HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH
rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer
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You don’t like coffee, right?
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Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
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You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
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I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
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Up my butt?
A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!
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Hot & up my butt?
Had to update my preferences.
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Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
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Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Flat and white
Decaffeinated
With whipped cream on top
Single origin
With pumps of brown sugar
Warm....
Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.
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Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
