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    I don't like coffee

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      ...drunk?

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      Full of whiskey.

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      • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

        Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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        welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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          welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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          To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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          • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

            To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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            ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

            Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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              Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                  You don’t like coffee, right?

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                    Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                      You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                      Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                        I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                          Up my butt?

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                          A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                          • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                            Can i get mine to go?

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                            Hot & up my butt?

                            Had to update my preferences.

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                            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                              Dark and bitter?

                              Cheap and thin?

                              Cheap and tasteless?

                              White and sweet?

                              Full bodied and hot?

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                              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                Dark and bitter?

                                Cheap and thin?

                                Cheap and tasteless?

                                White and sweet?

                                Full bodied and hot?

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                                Flat and white

                                Decaffeinated

                                With whipped cream on top

                                Single origin

                                With pumps of brown sugar

                                Warm....

                                Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                                  Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                    Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                      Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                                      • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        Dark and bitter?

                                        Cheap and thin?

                                        Cheap and tasteless?

                                        White and sweet?

                                        Full bodied and hot?

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                                        Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                                          I like my movies like I like my women.

                                          A tight ninety.

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