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  • T [email protected]

    ...drunk?

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    Full of whiskey.

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    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

      Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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      welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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      • I [email protected]

        welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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        To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

          To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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          ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

          Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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            Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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              HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

              rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                You don’t like coffee, right?

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                  #49

                  Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                  • C [email protected]

                    You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                    Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                    • N [email protected]

                      I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                      • E [email protected]

                        Up my butt?

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                        A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                        • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                          Can i get mine to go?

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                          Hot & up my butt?

                          Had to update my preferences.

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                          • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                            Dark and bitter?

                            Cheap and thin?

                            Cheap and tasteless?

                            White and sweet?

                            Full bodied and hot?

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                            • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              Dark and bitter?

                              Cheap and thin?

                              Cheap and tasteless?

                              White and sweet?

                              Full bodied and hot?

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                              Flat and white

                              Decaffeinated

                              With whipped cream on top

                              Single origin

                              With pumps of brown sugar

                              Warm....

                              Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                                Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                  Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                                    Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      Dark and bitter?

                                      Cheap and thin?

                                      Cheap and tasteless?

                                      White and sweet?

                                      Full bodied and hot?

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                                      Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                                        I like my movies like I like my women.

                                        A tight ninety.

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                                        • I [email protected]

                                          ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                          Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                          What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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