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  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

    To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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    ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

    Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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      Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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        HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

        rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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          You don’t like coffee, right?

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            Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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            • C [email protected]

              You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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              Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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              • N [email protected]

                I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                • E [email protected]

                  Up my butt?

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                  A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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                  • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                    Can i get mine to go?

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                    Hot & up my butt?

                    Had to update my preferences.

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                      Dark and bitter?

                      Cheap and thin?

                      Cheap and tasteless?

                      White and sweet?

                      Full bodied and hot?

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                      • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Dark and bitter?

                        Cheap and thin?

                        Cheap and tasteless?

                        White and sweet?

                        Full bodied and hot?

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                        Flat and white

                        Decaffeinated

                        With whipped cream on top

                        Single origin

                        With pumps of brown sugar

                        Warm....

                        Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                          Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                            Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                              Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                Dark and bitter?

                                Cheap and thin?

                                Cheap and tasteless?

                                White and sweet?

                                Full bodied and hot?

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                                Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                                  I like my movies like I like my women.

                                  A tight ninety.

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                    Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                    What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                                      Up my butt?

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                                      [email protected]

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                                      • mr_satan@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                                        Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                        ground up and in the freezer

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                                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                          Boomer joke moment

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