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    HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

    rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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      You don’t like coffee, right?

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        Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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          You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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          Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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            I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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              Up my butt?

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              A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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              • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                Can i get mine to go?

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                Hot & up my butt?

                Had to update my preferences.

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                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                  Dark and bitter?

                  Cheap and thin?

                  Cheap and tasteless?

                  White and sweet?

                  Full bodied and hot?

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                  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    Dark and bitter?

                    Cheap and thin?

                    Cheap and tasteless?

                    White and sweet?

                    Full bodied and hot?

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                    #55

                    Flat and white

                    Decaffeinated

                    With whipped cream on top

                    Single origin

                    With pumps of brown sugar

                    Warm....

                    Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                      Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                        Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                          Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            Dark and bitter?

                            Cheap and thin?

                            Cheap and tasteless?

                            White and sweet?

                            Full bodied and hot?

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                            Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                              I like my movies like I like my women.

                              A tight ninety.

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                                ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                                Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                                What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                                  Up my butt?

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                                  [email protected]

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                                    Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                    ground up and in the freezer

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                                    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                      Boomer joke moment

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                                        Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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                                          Strong and bitter.

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