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    You don’t like coffee, right?

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      Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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        You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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        Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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          I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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            Up my butt?

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            A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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            • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

              Can i get mine to go?

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              Hot & up my butt?

              Had to update my preferences.

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                Dark and bitter?

                Cheap and thin?

                Cheap and tasteless?

                White and sweet?

                Full bodied and hot?

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                • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  Dark and bitter?

                  Cheap and thin?

                  Cheap and tasteless?

                  White and sweet?

                  Full bodied and hot?

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                  #55

                  Flat and white

                  Decaffeinated

                  With whipped cream on top

                  Single origin

                  With pumps of brown sugar

                  Warm....

                  Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                    Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                      Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                        Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                        • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          Dark and bitter?

                          Cheap and thin?

                          Cheap and tasteless?

                          White and sweet?

                          Full bodied and hot?

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                          Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                            I like my movies like I like my women.

                            A tight ninety.

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                              ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                              Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                              What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                                Up my butt?

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                                [email protected]

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                                • mr_satan@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                                  Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                  ground up and in the freezer

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                                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                    Boomer joke moment

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                                      Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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                                        Strong and bitter.

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                                          I like my movies like I like my women.

                                          A tight ninety.

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                                          With their own dentures?

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