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    Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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      Conversation starter

      Bruh, that is not the type of conversation I want to have in my living room

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        Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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        The one on the bottom right hand corner of the picture is the ankle smasher.

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          What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired

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          No kidding. Even if you didn't want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person.
          Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that's without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.

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            Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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              Watch your knob around that knob.

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                I would buy that and turn it back into doors.

                They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
                I could probably get one whole door.

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                  Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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                  It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.

                  They really made bad choices here.

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                    That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.

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                      It is what? A-door-able?

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                        Why do I always get the knob seat?

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                        It’s ok, the base is flared

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                          Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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                          Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                            So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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                              Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                                Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                                Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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                                  Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                                  Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                                    Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                                    The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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                                      All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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                                        Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                                        Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

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