Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Not at all
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I don't get it
Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you
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They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.
Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle
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(Let's asume you have kids).
They will dread everything free
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(Let's asume you have kids).
As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.
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Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you
Sir Goldholz
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Sir Goldholz
Yeah. Is not that bad
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Yeah. Is not that bad
I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"
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(Let's asume you have kids).
This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.
I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.
Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.
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This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.
I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.
Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.
My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.
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literally using my surname as my username RN
Captain 🫡
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(Let's asume you have kids).
I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Probably kinda normal tbh
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If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).
I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.
Eh? Eh?
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Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?
Hon hon hon
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(Let's asume you have kids).
They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.
That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.
Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.
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(Let's asume you have kids).
Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?
On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.
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Just make their middle name not.
The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!
That's perfect!
