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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • S [email protected]

    Just make their middle name not.

    The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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    That's perfect!

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    • N [email protected]

      They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

      nomad_scry@lemmy.sdf.orgN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #126

      And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        #127

        Probably slightly less than they already do.

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          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          meh not that bad compared to most other names

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            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              Not bad…. Not bad

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                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                It's... ok?

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                • J [email protected]

                  That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

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                  #132

                  Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

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                  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

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                    My surname has 14 characters. My full name has 23. Forms suck.

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                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                      Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

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                      • chaoscruiser@futurology.todayC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        If you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          (Let's asume you have kids).

                          chaoscruiser@futurology.todayC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.

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