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    Holy cow I almost puked.

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      features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product

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        features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product

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        That's consulting 101 baby

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          That's consulting 101 baby

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          shout out to the hired guns

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            Holy cow I almost puked.

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            Onto the cow?

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              Onto the cow?

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              On the carpet

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              • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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                • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                  Better than me!

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                    Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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                    Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

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                      The carpet really put the room together.

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                        Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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                        Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                          But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                              Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                              Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                                On the carpet

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                                Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                                  The carpet really put the room together.

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                                  Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                                    Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                                    Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                                      Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                                        Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                          But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                                          Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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