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    Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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      Better than me!

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        Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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        Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

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          The carpet really put the room together.

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            Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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            Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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              But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                  Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                  Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                    On the carpet

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                    Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                      The carpet really put the room together.

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                      Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                        Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                        Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                          Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                            Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                              But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                              Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                  doll hairs

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                                    Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                    Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                      that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                        Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                        Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                          Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                          1.3bln space stations, i presume

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