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    Better than me!

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      Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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      Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

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        The carpet really put the room together.

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          Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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          Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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            But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                  On the carpet

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                  Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                    The carpet really put the room together.

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                    Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                      Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                      Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                        Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                          Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                            But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                            Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                              Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                              Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                                Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                doll hairs

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                                  Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                  Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                    that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                      Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                      Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                        Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                        1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                                          Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                          If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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