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    Holy cow I almost puked.

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    Onto the cow?

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      Onto the cow?

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      On the carpet

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        Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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          Better than me!

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            Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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            Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments

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              The carpet really put the room together.

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                Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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                Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                  But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                      Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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                      Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                        On the carpet

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                        Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                          The carpet really put the room together.

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                          Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                            Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                            Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                              Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                                Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                  But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                                  Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                    Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                                    • some maths teacher, probably
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                                    Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                                      Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                                      • some maths teacher, probably
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                                      doll hairs

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                                        Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                                        Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                          that's an interesting keyboard key map

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