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    But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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        Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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        Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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          On the carpet

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          Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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            The carpet really put the room together.

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            Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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              Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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              Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                    But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                    Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                      Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                      Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                        Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                        • some maths teacher, probably
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                        doll hairs

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                          Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                          Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                            that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                              Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                              Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                  If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                                    I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                      that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                      just normal Arabic?

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                                        just normal Arabic?

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                                        Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                          I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                          Buy a carp

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