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    Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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    Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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      Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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        Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

        • some maths teacher, probably
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          But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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          Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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            Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

            • some maths teacher, probably
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            Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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              Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

              • some maths teacher, probably
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              doll hairs

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                Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                  that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                  • J [email protected]

                    Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                    Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                      Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                      1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                        Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                        • some maths teacher, probably
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                        If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                          I thought the first one said buy a cape šŸ’€

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                            that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                            just normal Arabic?

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                              just normal Arabic?

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                              Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                I thought the first one said buy a cape šŸ’€

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                                Buy a carp

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                                  Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                  Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters

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                                    Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                    i accidentally blew all my sanity on some incomprehensible geometry šŸ˜•

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                                      I thought the first one said buy a cape šŸ’€

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                                      Why don't all adults have capes. I mean we're adults and its only like 100 bucks. It's there.

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