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  • tja@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

    On the carpet

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    Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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      The carpet really put the room together.

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      Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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        Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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        Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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          Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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          • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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            Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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              But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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              Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                • some maths teacher, probably
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                Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                  Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                  • some maths teacher, probably
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                  doll hairs

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                    Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                    Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                      that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                        Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                        Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                          Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                          1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                            Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                            If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                              I thought the first one said buy a cape πŸ’€

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                                that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                just normal Arabic?

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                                  just normal Arabic?

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                                  Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                    I thought the first one said buy a cape πŸ’€

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                                    Buy a carp

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                                      Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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                                      Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters

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                                        Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                        i accidentally blew all my sanity on some incomprehensible geometry πŸ˜•

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                                          I thought the first one said buy a cape πŸ’€

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                                          Why don't all adults have capes. I mean we're adults and its only like 100 bucks. It's there.

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