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    Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet

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    Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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      But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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          Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet

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          Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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            On the carpet

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            Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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              The carpet really put the room together.

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              Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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                Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.

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                Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!

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                  Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.

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                    Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                    • some maths teacher, probably
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                      But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!

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                      Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                        Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                        • some maths teacher, probably
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                        Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson

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                          Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

                          • some maths teacher, probably
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                          doll hairs

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                            Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.

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                            Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                              that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere

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                                Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                  Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.

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                                  1.3bln space stations, i presume

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                                    Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?

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                                    If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now

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                                      I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀

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                                        that's an interesting keyboard key map

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                                        just normal Arabic?

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                                          just normal Arabic?

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                                          Do they normally include Latin characters like this?

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