Foolproof advice
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Bro, plastic cheese…
Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.
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How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?
So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
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So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
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You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.
A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?
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From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
Wherever.
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A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?
Yeah thats absolutely what that is. You're so good at reading.
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If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.
Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Congrats!
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And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!
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Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed
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I do all the vacuuming here.
Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as "incel drivel" and thrown into the fire.
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I do all the vacuuming here.
Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as "incel drivel" and thrown into the fire.
Username is definitely relevant.
I would consider your comment to be far more truthful and accurate than what is pictured in the OP.
Have a good day.
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Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.
It blows my mind that someone cool, intelligent, and attractive enough to read Vonnegut doesn't know such a basic cheese fact.
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... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".
I think "toots" has been overlooked in this comment
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From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
It's called a fromagerie, pleb
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True love right there
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It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
But why would you?
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Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed
You're right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.
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Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.
Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.
