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    Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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      Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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      That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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        The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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          The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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          What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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            This has to be satire.

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              Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                  I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                  Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                    Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                      This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                        if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                        No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                          Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                          Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                            Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                              This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                              I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                                No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                                Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                                  We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                    That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                                    The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                      What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                      Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                        We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                        "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                          Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                          My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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