Foolproof advice
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Why not both?
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah i always take stock and usually calm down when a guy im arguing with points that out.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
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This has to be satire.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's not. This has worked on me four times.
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I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.
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It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
Dont get her wet, don't feed her after midnight. Hes very strict about rules for his wife.
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Pretty sure it's a joke.
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My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
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Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
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Bro, plastic cheese…
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Pretty sure it's a joke.
We live in a post irony world and I literally can't tell the difference without knowing the source.
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Why not both?
Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.
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Fill her up with love 🥺
Few squirts of liquid love
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My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
This made me cry.
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Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
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In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
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That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.
