Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Let's play this game again

Let's play this game again

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
542 Posts 246 Posters 32 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

    Just gimme photographic memory.

    aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
    aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #378

    Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      M This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #379

      I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

      Q J B N 4 Replies Last reply
      2
      • M [email protected]

        I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

        Q This user is from outside of this forum
        Q This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #380

        It has to be excreted from your tear ducts.

        1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • O [email protected]

          You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.

          For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.

          From the aliens.

          The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.

          You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.

          aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
          aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #381

          Unholy union is as unholy union does. The machine elves have woken up, and they want to fuck.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • quill7513@slrpnk.netQ [email protected]

            you're also an addict

            M This user is from outside of this forum
            M This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #382

            So just the comic version lol.

            quill7513@slrpnk.netQ 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
              penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #383

              Real life Ctrl+Z

              kuma@lemmy.worldK D H 3 Replies Last reply
              2
              • N [email protected]

                impeccable social skills

                M This user is from outside of this forum
                M This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #384

                It's ONLY great social skills with birds. BTW, I'd enjoy this one still.

                1 Reply Last reply
                2
                • M [email protected]

                  Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                  #385

                  You still get sleep paralysis without notice.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • A [email protected]

                    You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

                    R This user is from outside of this forum
                    R This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #386

                    Wow that's a good one that I don't even want to answer for my own moral safety

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    1
                    • watson387@sopuli.xyzW [email protected]

                      Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

                      aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
                      aksamit@slrpnk.netA This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #387

                      How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

                      Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

                      watson387@sopuli.xyzW 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                        Real life Ctrl+Z

                        kuma@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                        kuma@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #388

                        you can only undo one millisecond at a time

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        4
                        • M [email protected]

                          The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

                          ytg@sopuli.xyzY This user is from outside of this forum
                          ytg@sopuli.xyzY This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #389

                          Found the Haskell programmer

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #390

                            I always succeed at anything I attempt

                            M N F 3 Replies Last reply
                            0
                            • _lordmcnuggets_@feddit.org_ [email protected]

                              I am ironman

                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              K This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #391

                              You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              1
                              • aksamit@slrpnk.netA [email protected]

                                There's medication that helps autism?

                                _ This user is from outside of this forum
                                _ This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #392

                                symptom management, and that's about it.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • W [email protected]

                                  You can captivate the attention of any child. You're a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children's birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

                                  Except, there's just one small problem...

                                  owl@infosec.pubO This user is from outside of this forum
                                  owl@infosec.pubO This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #393

                                  I'm Mr beast?

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • H [email protected]

                                    Can reproduce

                                    owl@infosec.pubO This user is from outside of this forum
                                    owl@infosec.pubO This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #394

                                    Makes sense

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • K [email protected]

                                      I always succeed at anything I attempt

                                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #395

                                      But you will always give someone else credit for it

                                      itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI 1 Reply Last reply
                                      6
                                      • M [email protected]

                                        So just the comic version lol.

                                        quill7513@slrpnk.netQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        quill7513@slrpnk.netQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #396

                                        someone says they're ironman they gotta deal with the consequences lol

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • penguin202124@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                          Real life Ctrl+Z

                                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #397

                                          Everyone within 100 meters feels an urge to look in your direction as soon as you think about using your power.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          4
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups