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Programmer Humor

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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How to resolve the issue
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I'd say it's wierd to google such a generic phrase when the question can be answered by a thread of people that already knows. I for one appreciate the streamlined conversation.
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behold! the 1 billionth repo
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Id being one billion doesn't mean it's the billionth repo.
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using AWS
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That's why you self-host!
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I Learned Rust In 24 Hours To Eat Free Pizza Morally
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you obviously need the new cooking workbench.
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When you check the 'finished' project from the guy who bounced early for vacation
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You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?
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Pronounced REE-poe-SOH-tuh-ree
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map reducer
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it's funny
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Then it should be THE GITHUB "DICTIONARY."
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No, because the thing they are naming is "The Github Dictionary"; they're not applying scare-quotes to the word "dictionary" implying that what they've written is not really a "dictionary".
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Types of development
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That's the joke
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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 💻🔪
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I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/
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When i was around 12 years old i thought it was "respiratory"
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poll roquest
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Ah, yes, the supergrown chicken... Pollos Hormonos.
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A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.
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Supposotory*
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Explaining to your boss how Sr engineers are made
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*peertube
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It's the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.
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[comiCSS] Al𝗶𝗰𝗲Blue
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Repsuppository.
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The 1,000,000,000th repository in GitHub has been created! And it's something alright.
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Now I see shit again too. The unfortunate author may be torn on what to do. Edit: https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/21 This issue mentions the name was changed.
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ChatGPT "Absolutely Wrecked" at Chess by Atari 2600 Console From 1977
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Oh it's time for me to complain about people not understanding that LLMs aren't magical beings containing all wisdom and the highest form of intelligence while conveniently being connected to an API for humans to talk shit to again
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Estimates
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