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    And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

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      And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

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      Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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        Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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        Because it's there.

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        • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

          Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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          Why wouldn't you?

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            C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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              every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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                weed

                No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                  Because it's there.

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                  The ol' George Mallory defense.

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                    weed

                    No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                    Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                      Why wouldn't you?

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                      Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                        Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                        where else would you?

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                        • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                          Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                          Yes!

                          We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                          (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                            Flower wingman.

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                              Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                              Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                                Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                                CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                                  where else would you?

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                                  i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                    i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                    true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                                      Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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