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    C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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      every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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        weed

        No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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          Because it's there.

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          The ol' George Mallory defense.

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            weed

            No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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            Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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              Why wouldn't you?

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              Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                where else would you?

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                • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                  Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                  Yes!

                  We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                  (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                    Flower wingman.

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                    • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                      Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                      Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                        Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                        CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                          where else would you?

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                          i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                            i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                            true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                              Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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