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  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    Because it's there.

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    The ol' George Mallory defense.

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      weed

      No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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      Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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        Why wouldn't you?

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        Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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          Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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          where else would you?

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            Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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            Yes!

            We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

            (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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              Flower wingman.

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              • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                  Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                  CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                    where else would you?

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                    i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                      true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                        Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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