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    weed

    No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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    Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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      Why wouldn't you?

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      Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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        Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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        where else would you?

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          Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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          Yes!

          We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

          (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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            Flower wingman.

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              Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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              Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                  where else would you?

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                  i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                    i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                    true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                      Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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