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    weed

    No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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      Because it's there.

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      The ol' George Mallory defense.

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        weed

        No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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        Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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          Why wouldn't you?

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          Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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            Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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            where else would you?

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              Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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              Yes!

              We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

              (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                Flower wingman.

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                • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                  Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                  Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                    Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                    CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                      where else would you?

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                      i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                        i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                        true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                          Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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