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  • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

    Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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    Why wouldn't you?

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      C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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        every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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          weed

          No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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          • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            Because it's there.

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            The ol' George Mallory defense.

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              weed

              No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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              Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                Why wouldn't you?

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                Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                  Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                  where else would you?

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                  • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                    Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                    Yes!

                    We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                    (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                      Flower wingman.

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                      • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                        Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                        Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                          Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                          CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                            where else would you?

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                            i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                              i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                              true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                                Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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