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Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer

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  • logicaldrivel@sopuli.xyzL [email protected]

    I managed to get to use this last year before Cheeto Mussolini got rid of it. It was simple, straight-forward and free for the basic filings. Of course that fucking twat waffle would get rid of it.

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    Unfortunately my account never managed to work/register properly. And now it never will. 😞

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      I wonder how would MAGA respond to it 🤔

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      These idiots take their single w2 to the H&R table at Walmart and give them a third of their return. It doesn't affect them.

      (I'm making up the third, I have no idea what they charge)

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        Yeah you can definitely still do it on your own it's just very complicated for anyone who has more than just a job and no investment, property, etc. like a dude with one job who rents an apartment and has nothing else would more than likely have an easy time doing it, the hardest part for them would probably be the mail since no one does physical mail anymore lol

        Edit: shit that just reminds me, I don't even have a printer!

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        Libraries have printers. Somehow its still 10 cents a page

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          FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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          Freetaxusa.com has been my filer for the last four cycles

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            Freetaxusa.com has been my filer for the last four cycles

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            Most free tax services have a income ceiling and the free service is being subsidized by the government. So we are paying our tax money for it, it’s never free. I made decent money so I won’t get the subsidized free service most likely. It’s not that I can’t afford it, it’s just that it’s complete bullshit that they spent the tax money creating a great free tax service and their shelving it to prop up fucking private corporations further. I should not have to pay a second time to a private company to pay my taxes easily. The whole system is fucked. I’m so sick of Trump‘s bullshit. I hate him and these fucktard conservatives so fucking much.

            *This is more than just this tax program that has me so mad. I hate the direction of America on so many issues.

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              FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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              That’s freedumb, pal.

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                FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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                Well, if you don't have a complicated tax return, meaning you only have a 9-5 job and no other income streams. You can file it yourself.

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                  Well, if you don't have a complicated tax return, meaning you only have a 9-5 job and no other income streams. You can file it yourself.

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                  Normally I would be easy, but I’m dealing with the federal tax credit for solar. Getting it in under the wire before Trump‘s dumbass cancels the program. Could’ve done it myself with the free site. Probably going to go with a local tax professional now. If I’m gonna spend money, I’d rather go with a local person than giving money to these fucking websites. Their lobbyists got the IRS website taken down in the first place.

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                    Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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                    Fascism doesn't have to model reality, just knit together a story that confirms underlying biases of the "middle class" without questioning the system that privileged them, but is failing.

                    Leftists have the advantage in that we can describe exactly why your material conditions are eroding while we are more productive than ever, but for someone who was privileged under capitalism, its easier to believe the system that privileged them is good and just, its just foreigners and minorities who are exploiting them.

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                      There are only three certainties in life (US edition):

                      • Taxes
                      • Filing your taxes
                      • Death
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                        We need more Louis Gs.

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                        It’s funny how "someone should murder Trump" would get banned from here, but saying this, which essentially means the same thing, is not

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                        • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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                          Thats because Obama fixed an economy a republican had broken, and it took a long time to reverse that. How were things by the end of this cheeto nazi's first term?

                          Unforgivable to remotely support this pedophile who wants to murder anyone he doesn't like, and this has been known about him for decades. Look at the central park five amd his years of vommentary about his own daughter, all before the first term.

                          Your dad has zero fucking morals.

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                            Trump's entire first term economy was good because the stupid shit he is doing now was blocked by the norms that used to exist. He coasted on Obama's recovery till the pandemic.

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                            Oh give him credit. He ran up the national debt pointlessly before the pandemic.

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                              Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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                              I think the secret sauce is critical thinking. No joke.

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                                Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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                                It would be easy like this

                                I will make healthcare free for everyone! We're going to have the best healthcare in the world and billionaires are going to pay for it!

                                I'm going to start a federal drug program! We're going to have the cheapest drugs in the world and no-one will have to decide between rent and their medication!

                                I'm going to start a national Give Parents Freedom Act, where we will provide free daycare for any parent making under 100k/year! We will pay for it by cutting the military budget by 1%!

                                In my first 100 days I'm going to sign the mothers are awsome executive order mandating 1 year of maternity leave for mothers and 3 months for fathers. Employers will not be allowed to fire any new parent.

                                I'm also going to divert ICE money into a new consumer agency called "IYCIWFYU" (If you collude I will fuck you up) their entire mission will be to investigate corporations that are price fixing and stealing money from the people.

                                I'm going to make digital Tax filing FREE for everyone and divert all IRS investigations into people making over 5 million per year!

                                Instead we get

                                I'll try to pass a bipartisan bill to maybe fix some roads... 🤷I don't know... We'll see what Republicans let me do 😢

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                                  It would be easy like this

                                  I will make healthcare free for everyone! We're going to have the best healthcare in the world and billionaires are going to pay for it!

                                  I'm going to start a federal drug program! We're going to have the cheapest drugs in the world and no-one will have to decide between rent and their medication!

                                  I'm going to start a national Give Parents Freedom Act, where we will provide free daycare for any parent making under 100k/year! We will pay for it by cutting the military budget by 1%!

                                  In my first 100 days I'm going to sign the mothers are awsome executive order mandating 1 year of maternity leave for mothers and 3 months for fathers. Employers will not be allowed to fire any new parent.

                                  I'm also going to divert ICE money into a new consumer agency called "IYCIWFYU" (If you collude I will fuck you up) their entire mission will be to investigate corporations that are price fixing and stealing money from the people.

                                  I'm going to make digital Tax filing FREE for everyone and divert all IRS investigations into people making over 5 million per year!

                                  Instead we get

                                  I'll try to pass a bipartisan bill to maybe fix some roads... 🤷I don't know... We'll see what Republicans let me do 😢

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                                  I'm not American but you get my vote

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                                    Fascism doesn't have to model reality, just knit together a story that confirms underlying biases of the "middle class" without questioning the system that privileged them, but is failing.

                                    Leftists have the advantage in that we can describe exactly why your material conditions are eroding while we are more productive than ever, but for someone who was privileged under capitalism, its easier to believe the system that privileged them is good and just, its just foreigners and minorities who are exploiting them.

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                                    We need a fake fascist candidate then who's just owning the libs at every turn.

                                    "We're going to build massive social housing programs and get the homeless of the street,what are ya gonna complain about now, shitlibs?

                                    We're going to close the gender pay gap and raise federal minimum wage to a living standard. Where's your talking points now you fucking commie bastards?!

                                    Oh, that's a nice 'eat the rich' banner you e got there. Well these greedy libtards are going to have to go hungry, because we are eating the rich first! Cry into your government-issued fucking trans flag, theythems!'

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                                      Let’s go Donnie!!!

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                                        So basically he's forcing people to pay extra to a private company to file their fucking taxes.

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                                        • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                                          So basically he's forcing people to pay extra to a private company to file their fucking taxes.

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                                          Can someone please think of the shareholders...?

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