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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    A horny turtle

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      I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

      they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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        What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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        Barnacle.

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          What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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          • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

            Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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            forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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              Master Roshi.

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              Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                  It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                  The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                    Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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                      Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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                      They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                        • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                          It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                          The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                          But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                            What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                            Robot lawn mower

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                              I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                              they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                              I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                                I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                                Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                                  What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                  Definitly some mollusque.

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                                    I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                    Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

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                                    Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                                      Battletoads!!!

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                                      • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                        It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                                        The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                                        Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                          I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                                          And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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