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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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      Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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      They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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        • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

          It's Longhorn Cowfish.

          The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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          But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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            What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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            Robot lawn mower

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              I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

              they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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              I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                  Definitly some mollusque.

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                    I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                    Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

                    🤔

                    Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                      Battletoads!!!

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                      • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                        It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                        The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                        Why does that look like Donald trump

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                          I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                          And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                            Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                            Eh. Four limbs.

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                              Why does that look like Donald trump

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                              It's the dead soulless eyes

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                                I wonder if it is just stone

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                                • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                  What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                  lobsters?

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                                    I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                    A one-walled lean-to?

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                                      Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                                      Is it the average landlord?

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                                        Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                                          Trump! Boo!

                                          What a shithole county!

                                          Release Epstein!

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                                          You lost, pal?

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