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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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    They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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      I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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      • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

        It's Longhorn Cowfish.

        The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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        But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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          What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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          Robot lawn mower

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            I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

            they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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            I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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              I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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              Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                Definitly some mollusque.

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                  I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                  Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

                  🤔

                  Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                    Battletoads!!!

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                    • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                      It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                      The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                      Why does that look like Donald trump

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                        I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                          Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                          Eh. Four limbs.

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                            Why does that look like Donald trump

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                            It's the dead soulless eyes

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                              I wonder if it is just stone

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                              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                lobsters?

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                                  I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                  A one-walled lean-to?

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                                    Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                                    Is it the average landlord?

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                                      Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                                        Trump! Boo!

                                        What a shithole county!

                                        Release Epstein!

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                                        You lost, pal?

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                                          🦀 🦀 🦀

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