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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • C [email protected]

    I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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    Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

      What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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      Definitly some mollusque.

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      • D [email protected]

        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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        Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

        🤔

        Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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        • F [email protected]

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          Battletoads!!!

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          • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

            It's Longhorn Cowfish.

            The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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            Why does that look like Donald trump

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            • L [email protected]

              I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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              And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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              • S [email protected]

                Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                Eh. Four limbs.

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                • Q [email protected]

                  Why does that look like Donald trump

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                  It's the dead soulless eyes

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                    I wonder if it is just stone

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                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                      What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                      lobsters?

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                      • D [email protected]

                        I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                        A one-walled lean-to?

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                          Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                          Is it the average landlord?

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                            Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Trump! Boo!

                              What a shithole county!

                              Release Epstein!

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                              You lost, pal?

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                                🦀 🦀 🦀

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                                  Cattersnail?

                                  No, Snailapillar!

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                                    Saint bernard?

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                                      Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

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                                        there's a hidden dot which has
                                        1 House
                                        No Slime
                                        No Legs

                                        It could be sea coral

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

                                          Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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                                          i'd pay for the onlyfans

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