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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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    lobsters?

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      I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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      A one-walled lean-to?

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        Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

        Is it the average landlord?

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          Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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            Trump! Boo!

            What a shithole county!

            Release Epstein!

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            You lost, pal?

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              🦀 🦀 🦀

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                Cattersnail?

                No, Snailapillar!

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                  Saint bernard?

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                    They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                    Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

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                      there's a hidden dot which has
                      1 House
                      No Slime
                      No Legs

                      It could be sea coral

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                        1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

                        Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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                        i'd pay for the onlyfans

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                          I was first in line.

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                          i'd like to be last in line 🙂 giggity

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                            lobsters?

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                            10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?

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                              10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?

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                              idk, it's like 0.5 house

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                                Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

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                                  Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

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                                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                    there's a hidden dot which has
                                    1 House
                                    No Slime
                                    No Legs

                                    It could be sea coral

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                                    Bivalves. At least when you're not eating them.

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                                      I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                      I'm saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.

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                                      • pseudo@jlai.luP [email protected]

                                        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                                        Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

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