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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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      What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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      Barnacle.

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        What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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        • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

          Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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          forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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            Master Roshi.

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            Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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              I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

              they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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              I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                  Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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                    Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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                    They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                      I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                        It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                        The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                        But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                          What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                          Robot lawn mower

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                            I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                            they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                            I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                              I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                              Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                                What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                Definitly some mollusque.

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                                  I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                  Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

                                  🤔

                                  Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                                    Battletoads!!!

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                                    • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                      It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                                      The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                                      Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                        I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                                        And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                                          Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                                          Eh. Four limbs.

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