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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    Master Roshi.

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    Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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      I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

      they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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      I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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        It's Longhorn Cowfish.

        The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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          Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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            Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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            They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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              I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                  What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                  Robot lawn mower

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                    I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                    they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                    I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                      Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                        What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                        Definitly some mollusque.

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                          I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                          Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

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                          Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                            Battletoads!!!

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                            • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                              It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                              The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                              Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                                And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                                  Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                                  Eh. Four limbs.

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                                    Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                    It's the dead soulless eyes

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                                      I wonder if it is just stone

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                                      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                        What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                        lobsters?

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                                          I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                          A one-walled lean-to?

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